Chesham Facts
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“ “@justinbieber: gonna make the most of everyday”
Justin, your high expectations are sickening. You’ve clearly never been to Chesham.
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“Water supplies in Chesham are rumoured to contain traces of cocaine. The idea is to get Cheshamites so addicted that they can never leave.” — via http://bit.ly/K1gm44 -
“After recent studies involving 50 randomly picked Cheshamites, scientists have now discovered the genes that regulate apathy and bitchiness.” — via http://bit.ly/K1gm44 -
“Archaeological excavations in Chesham proved beyond doubt that the Misty was the first place to get a condom machine.. (via @ipswichfan67)” — via http://bit.ly/K1gm44 -
“The hour hand on the Chesham Clock Tower takes 12.2 hours to do a full rotation. (via @Stooeyking)” — via http://bit.ly/K1gm44 -
“Cliff Richard songs are played backwards in Chesham so that local Satanists know what to do next… (via @ipswichfan67)” — via http://bit.ly/K1gm44 -
“For an extra special thrill, try replacing the word ‘Compton’ in any N.W.A. song with ‘Chesham’. (via @Stooeyking)” — via http://bit.ly/K1gm44 -
“Gotham has Batman, Metropolis has Superman, Chesham has that RE teacher who was sacked for being “inappropriate”. (via @Stooeyking)” — via http://bit.ly/K1gm44 -
“There are actually 6 UK Threat Levels: Low, Moderate, Substantial, Severe, Critical… and Chesham. (via @Stooeyking)” — via http://bit.ly/K1gm44 -
“Chesham was built atop a sacred burial ground. The spirits promptly left when things became too dismal. (via @Stooeyking)” — via http://bit.ly/K1gm44
